15Malaysia

Thanks to Najib's 1Malaysia, numbers associated with the word Malaysia have appeared to be the most popular catchphrase in the country these days. Enter 15Malaysia, a short film project sponsored by P1 which showcases fifteen video clips that touch on all aspects of Malaysian life.

Among the fifteen, I like Slovak Sling the most. The cheeky conversation between Patrick Teoh and Harith Iskander made me burst out laughing with tears the first time I watched the video clip.



With the recent uproar of celebrities' naked photos and videos leaked on the Internet, I guess Lesson 38 is something that everyone has to bear in mind all the time.

-sigh-

The remaining few that caught my attention are as displayed below.

The Tree is an eye-opening video clip that reveals the importance of planting trees from the perspective of a Muslim.



House reminds me of the recent Kampung Buah Pala fracas in Penang where the previous state government has somehow sold a land of substantial size that belonged to a group of Indian families for development.



One Future is an inspiring piece which narrates the birth of opposition and rejection in a flawed system that was deemed as perfect... at least, that was what I perceived it to be. :P



Meter is interesting as the principal cast who was lambasting about the current political woes is no other than the controversial politician himself, Khairy Jamaluddin. This video clip convinced me that he has potential as an actor should he decides to quit his political career one day.



Most of these short films have hidden meanings in them and it is up to the viewers on how to interpret these invisible agendas; something that the late Yasmin Ahmad used to portray in her Petronas festival commercials.

Meme: Save Yvonne's sight

I do not usually post entries looking for help. In fact, the last time I did the exact same thing was for baby Kai Xin, where I actually created a special iConUnot section on the side panel to link visitors there.

Let us face it. I am no Kenny Sia with skyrocketing number of visitors and I do not even know how many of you actually responded to baby Kai Xin's plight in the past. I somehow stumbled upon this request in Patrick Teoh's blog and thought, Well, I shall just do my small part here and whether the rest will follow up - or not - is another story altogether. The extract below is more or less a carbon copy of Patrick's.

Yvonne Foong has been raising funds for the operations she needs to treat her neurofibromatosis which causes tumours to grow inside her body.

Yvonne had already lost her hearing and communicated through writing on a small white board. But now she is losing her eyesight and needs another operation again. The operation is due in December and once again she needs to raise funds for it. The cost of the surgery is USD44,000 (RM154,770) and the cost of her hospital stay for two weeks is USD915 or RM3,219.

She has already raised RM10,000 of this but obviously still has a long way to go. She is hoping to raise the rest by republishing her book I'm Not Sick, Just A Little Bit Unwell in English and Chinese. The books are now available in Malaysian bookshops and from her website store. She is also selling T-shirts at bazaars and via her website store. You can read about her surgery and donate to her fund here.



You can also help by sending on this meme. If you do, please follow these meme rules:

1. Create a blog entry titled Meme: Save Yvonne's Sight.
2. List three things you love to see. Add in the picture of Yvonne's book cover. The URL is http://www.yvonnefoong.com/images/banner/my-story.jpg.
3. End with the line, Yvonne Foong is in danger of losing her eyesight thanks to neurofibromatosis (NF). Please find out how you can help her by visiting her blog at http://www.yvonnefoong.com.
4. Tag 5 blog friends. Be sure to copy the rules, OK?
5. If you have a Facebook account, please check out Ellen's new invention, a "feme" pronounced FEEM, a meme designed for Facebook here. And if you want to blog about NF, that would be great too!

The three things I love to see are:

1. Everything.
2. Something.
3. Anything.

I am tagging the following blogger friends to ask them to help out:

1. Black Kid King
2. d'moments
3. CarinaSing
4. 星晴
5. ~~詠鉌の物語~~

Anyone else interested in passing on this meme is more than welcome to do so. I am sure Yvonne will much appreciate it!

Yvonne Foong is in danger of losing her eyesight to neurofibromatosis (NF). Please find out how you can help her by visiting her blog at http://www.yvonnefoong.com.

District 9

Do not let such an uninspiring title fools you, for this movie will definitely put you on the edge of your cinema seat if you allowed it to. Forget about the toilet, just make sure your eyes are glued to the screen all the time. Girlfriend talking to you? Ignore her or - better still - leave her out of the cinema if she is the type that cannot keep her mouth shut while watching movies.

Touted as one of the best movies this year, District 9 is based on the true events surrounding District Six in the past. If you paid attention to your History teacher, you should be pretty familiar with the term apartheid and this movie is a perfect reminder that even after more than a decade since the death of the infamous social segregation, discrimination remains a demon that cannot be easily exorcised from every human being's soul - including those who were once being discriminated upon.

Unlike the other typical movies these days where there is a fine line between good and evil, District 9 will have almost none of that. What were deemed to be the right decisions or things to do in the beginning will not appear to be so when the movie plot starts to unravel itself. I was able to sympathise with the struggle that the prawns have to go through even though they appeared disgusting the first time they came on screen. In a way, this movie managed to successfully reflect the true nature of humanity, which is not entirely all about sunshine and roses.


NON-HUMANS BANNED!

With a mere $30 million budget, this movie has managed to surpass and put Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ($200 million) and G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra ($175 million) to shame. While some may brand this movie as Cloverfield 2 - especially with the trademark camera shaking and documentary-like footage - I would say that District 9 has a much more human touch to it where viewers would be able to identify with the protagonist, Wikus van de Merwe's ever-changing morality.


Paving The Way To Unity.

The only complain I have is the quality of censorship that was practiced by the Film Censorship Board of Malaysia. Though they did not beep the mass f*cks - suspected to be due to the South African accent which pronounced the word as fock - cutting off scenes of some Nigerians cannibalising the prawns does not prove a single point at all when there were blood and amputated limbs splattered all over the place throughout the movie. Since the movie events took place in Johannesburg, the English was very easy to comprehend so tell me, WTF is the purpose of having large Malay subtitle that covers half of the screen for?

-sigh-

I shall not be surprised if one day, we find ourselves travelling to some nearby countries with reasonable censorship and logical subtitle font size just to watch a decent movie with not much interruption.

The ending is not something that everyone will take a liking to for the movie leaves it to your own interpretation especially when it comes to Wikus' fate three years down the road. I see this as a clever decision on the director's side since he can always use this opportunity to start a District 10...

... or perhaps stop with this perfect ending and never have Christopher Johnson come back again.

Throw me a friendly stone

Mention Penang to your friends - especially those that are not Penangites - and two things will generally come to their minds; food and island. Cannot blame them I guess, since most of the hype about Penang's salivating hawker's cuisine are focused to those on the island itself... and do not even get me started on friends who were under the impression that Seberang Perai is a province under the Kedah Darul Aman state *facepalm*

Unfortunately, the same cannot be applied for Penangites who reside on the island. After years of gobbling down the same food, over and over again, our taste buds have grown numb. I cannot help rolling my eyes whenever I have enthusiastic friends from other states asking for my recommendations on what are the must-eats whenever they come over for short holidays.

Gurney Drive hawker centre? Lorong Selamat char koay teow? Bah, all these famous food stalls are nothing but overrated due to some cheap publicity they garnered when the state was trying to promote Penang as a food haven. While non-locals throng these food joints like crows to carcasses, we Penangites are always on the hunt for authentic, succulent, traditionally-passed-down-secret-recipe food stalls that have somehow remained hidden from public eyes all these while.

-sigh-

Okay, I might be exaggerating, but the point is, all that is gold does not glitter. It is not always necessary to cross the Penang Bridge over to the island side in order for you to enjoy a good meal. Last Sunday, I tagged along with a few colleagues to Seberang Perai for dinner and since Alan took his DSLR there, I shall take advantage of his photos to make glimpsing much more convenient for those who are lazy - but faithful - to read; you know who you are. :P

Our destination was Ah Yan Seafood Restaurant in Batu Kawan, somewhere near Bukit Tambun. We ordered ten dishes but the photographer did not manage to snap a photo on all of them as his mouth had intermittently taken control over his hands after the third dish was served.


Fried noodle to warm up our growling stomachs.


Spicy balitong to improve your kissing skill.


Calamari tentacles.


Edible frogs pronounced as water chicken in Hokkien.


Lala-chais and lala-muis.


Cut the CRABs!


Barry demonstrating methods to masturbate penis easily peel off the mantis shrimp's shell.


Three innocent souls having a hard time mast... removing the mantis shrimps' shell.


FORKing fried ice creams.

Altough I would not rate all the dishes 10 out of 10, I would still recommend this restaurant since the price was pretty affordable. As we were done with our dinner pretty fast and early, we decided to hit Wai Sek Gai in Chai Leng Park for a few bowls of Chinese dessert (糖水).


Spot the odd one out.

There are many food stalls here with lots of variety to choose from. If you think Gurney Drive hawker centre is heaven, then I guess Wai Sek Gai must be heaven's rooftop... unless you are the type that require lala-chais with bombastic hairstyle or lala-muis in revealing dress to gawk at in between each bite.

I do not intend to turn this into a food blog so I shall stop here before I get myself hungry at this ungodly hour.