Saturday, October 6, 2007

MacGyver

MacGyver is an English series that my siblings were so crazy about in the past. It revolves around a secret agent who can ingeniously turn a number of normal equipments into something inventive and useful during emergencies. For more information on MacGyver, I would recommend you to read more from the Wikipedia.

To cut the long story short, I just met an accident while on my way to work. I crashed my motorcycle DIRECTLY in front of the company gate and managed to land myself a few bruises and scratches particularly on my left knee.


Wong Gam FAI Guok - literally Golden Crippled Leg in Cantonese.

Upon reaching my cubicle, I looked around and managed to gather the following materials:


Adhesive tape.


Tissue.


Scissors.

With these 3 items, I managed to prevent critical blood loss patch up my leg in approximately 3 minutes.


First Aid Kit? What First Aid Kit?

A closer look on the adhesive tape and I shockingly realized that my leg is about to be dispatched away. :'(


CONTENTS = my knee.

Damn, I am so... MacGyverish.

41 comments:

Anonymous said...

My dear,

Hi, how are you doing now? Your leg still in pain? This is the first time I saw people with "seal leg". Take care the wound, let me chaeck when I went home,k?

Anyway, just be careful whenever you go and whatever you do. Take care good good o!

Your girl,
Chin An

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
My leg is better now but this is not what I wished for. :'(

By the way, you can use your name instead of anonymous because that is someone else's Christian name. :P

Anyway, thanks for your very first comment in my blog. :)

Anonymous said...

Hi Hi,
This is your girl here....haha!

Who,s Christian name is that?

By the way, forget to ask you what is MacGyverish?? movie name?

(e+ho)ng said...

sleepymeloca:
One my blog readers claimed that Anonymous is her Christian name. :O

MacGyverish = having the attribute / quality of MacGyver.

MacGyver is an English series. You can check more about it at the Wikipedia link that I have included in the blog entry. ;)

Anonymous said...

Hey, I remember now. Her name is Chin An.
Anyway, it is pretty 'cute' that you landed in front of Dell.

nahneit said...

you wear short pants to work?

if not, your long pants oso gone with the wind oledi lo?

were u thinking about taking part in initial D 2? don't think and drive. Lolz.

take care.

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
What is so cute about crashing a motorcycle? :O You are sadistic!

hoe tien han:
As it was raining, I pulled my pants up above my knee level. Fortunately or unfortunately, my raincoat absorbed the crash impact and it is now safely tucked in the rubbish bin.

If you ask me, I would have pointed my accusing finger on the metal drain cover. In case you do not know what it is, just imagine the steel bar that is used to lock prisoners in. :(

Anyway, thanks for your advice.

Anonymous said...

Hey, TienHan is so 'sensitive' and care about you!
When you told us that you 'peng' motor, all we did was laugh at you, but never care about your leg. Shame on us. It is cute 'cuz you actually crashed in front of Dell, with speed limit 10KMH or 20KMH, and blaming the drain cover pulak.
Maybe you should blame the weather also.
This time I am not out of the topic liao gua.

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
As I have mentioned, you laughed because you were sadistic. That is the most obvious difference between you and hoe tien han.

Pertaining to the metal drain cover, I am just stating my own perception at that particular moment. :P

Anonymous said...

LOL ... I am a good friend of you who does care about you too...
I laughed becuz I have to do so, or else I might have cried out.
You know how sensitive am I too :D
I laughed 'cuz I want to pretect myself from crying in front of others. You know I only cry in front of you ALONE :P

Tien Han is just curious about the hole on your pants, nothing more, so wakeup man. I, on the other hand, care about your flesh.

nahneit said...

Mac-Gay-ver-mushroomish.

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
You should seriously nominate yourself to be a politician. From my perspective, you have met all the necessary requirements:

- talking nonsense
- empty promises
- crocodile tears
- endless lies
- fabricating others' opinions
- pretentious

YB Anony is a pretty nice name to go along too. ;)

hoe tien han:
What you mentioned is McDonald's latest product. Mushroom burger prepared by gays. :P

Anonymous said...

Hey, you are the only one working last Saturday ar? No one from your office shouted when they saw your "gulp" "drumstick" ar?
You folded your pants up above your knee ar? The guard didn't come out and lend you his hand when you 'peng' in front of his 'house' ar? How come you didn't show your injured leg to us when we met up a few days ago? You didn't say anything about your injured leg, you just told us you peng motor nia .

Anonymous said...

Hi Hi,

Look like you have a lot of friends care about you so much!!!

Thank you so much and you must appreciate it oh!!:p

Anonymous,Tien Han:
guys, you don't know eng hong wear short pants to work?! just like what he wear when hanging out with friends...amazing!

Take care good good oh!

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
May I know who are you? You do sound like the usual anonymous that used to comment in my blog. :O

I was not the only one working last Saturday. It is just that I did not go around announcing my misfortune to the others.

2 security guards were around when I crashed but regrettably, their first reaction were to laugh. Therefore, I believe that informing this unfortunate event of mine to my colleagues would end up the same way as the security guards. :P

When I went out on Sunday, I was wearing long pants. It was nothing serious therefore not much point to be rude and show you all my leg in the restaurant. >,<"

sleepymeloca:
Actually all the comments you read above were been posted by 2 or 3 people. :S

Weekends are not official working day therefore I can afford some leniency on the attire regulations.

Anonymous said...

First of all, thanks alot to sleepymeloca... "muacks muacks muacks"

Enghong, listen to your gf .. you must appreciate me lor .. hehe

You feel shock becuz you don't think that I will care for you?
Do you know, when you told us, our first reaction is also LAUGH :D
So, the guards' reaction ... were normal reaction
If you show us your leg, maybe we will just giving up shopping and accompany you to watch movie..

Your gf is reading your blog everyday ar? Then she mahsi know that you love me too lor :O

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
Did you not know that it is rude to simply kiss others? Words cannot describe how disgusted I was. >,<"

I believe that I am supposed to appreciate her more instead... not not you. >,<"

She reads my blog too and I am pretty sure she does realise that most of your words cannot be taken as facts. >,<"

Anonymous said...

Maybe she likes me too ...
Well.. you can always ask her and see what's her answer.
I believe that you do tell her about me in front of her, and I always know that others can't reject me.
Even Tien Han likes me secretly too .. hehe .. Joking ..

Nah, I am always a good friend of you... I know you do think so too.
By the way, my roommate told me that you treated her ice cream yesterday ..... where is my share? I want to eat too....

I will going back hometown tomorrow and tomorrow I don't have work.
SO expect me to reply you on Fri or Sat.. see Ya

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
Erm... pertaining to your claim that everybody likes you... I am totally speechless. For you to be bold enough to make that statement is a testament of your arrogance. >,<"

You can have the ice cream when you step into Dell. :P

Your roommate has informed me of you 1-day-back-to-Sungai-Petani trip. Have fun.

Anonymous said...

SAD .. This is my feeling right now

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
Buy a few cans of beer and drown your sorrow. You would be happy again in no time.

Anonymous said...

I definitely need more than a beer... What about a naked girl beside me??? hahaha

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
A girl beside you? Are you referring to your roommate? :O

Anonymous said...

LOL.... I do not need angkong beside me all the time la.

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
But the faith you had on your God is pretty scary. :S

Anonymous said...

You are dragging way too far. I wonder does your gf read this everday too?
She might get jealous at us..
Any update regarding Prison Break2 bor?
Beside this, 'angkong' brought back some HK series, and one Korean show -"love letter".
The show is funny, do you want to save it for your gf?
SleepyMeloca, you want to watch or not? If yes, ask your boy boy to bring Prison Break2 Epi 11 - 22 for me.. hahahahaha

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
My girlfriend has way too many drama series to watch so I do not think she can handle more than what she has right now.

The server access is still down and situation is not getting any better. You might as well purchase the pirated DVD from the roadside illegal DVD peddlers.

Anonymous said...

Waaa .. ur gf got many movies, but still don't want to borrow some to me !!! ..
What kind of bf are you?

I don't plan to buy pirate DVD la, I support original one .. hehe .. so have to wait for you lor...

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
I do not see any connection between not lending movies to you and what kind of boyfriend I am. :P To keep it short, my girlfriend is not in Penang anyway.

All the Prison Break and Heroes episodes I downloaded were pirated versions as well. I guess this means that you would have to stop expecting future episodes from me. :P

Anonymous said...

I know there is no connection between all our junk messages. But at least I support you with wasting my time and go to your blog and leave a comment...

SO after all, I derseve to get some pirated movies from you right?

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
As I have mentioned earlier, you can let go of your desire for more episodes of Prison Break season 2 since the server has been taken down indefinitely.

Anonymous said...

Hey... I am asking my sis's bf to download this series for me...
He is also downloading heroes season2 now .. so .. hehe.. u want or not?

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
Sure. The situation here has yet to improve at all therefore a change of source would be very much welcomed. ;)

Anonymous said...

Wei .. why no new entry one?
This MacGyverish so sian la...
Comments becomes 33 liao lo.. time to write a new entry boy.

I will try to collect all the episodes liao then only ask you to come over to my house.

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
Nothing much happened recently and I was not feeling well too. :(

Anonymous said...

Not feeling well?
Aiya .. normal thing la ..
I am also sick ...
man, we are meant to be together :D
hahaha

Lately, I am super duper busy with work, all also stupid issues... wanna kill me nia.
make me think of quitting my job
But see first la ... if continue like this for months, sure i will cabut liao ... no OT = i bo song

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
We are NEVER meant to be together. :P

Quit Jabil, come to Dell.

Anonymous said...

Haha ... we both know that we are meant to be together, and I will invite you to come to Jabil instead of Dell.
And you really shit la .. thought that you want to keep me as your 'mistress' and anonymous.
I am in the office for 12 hours now ... without OT .. :(
Sad ...

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
Dream on...

Anonymous said...

Haha ... this isn't a dream la ... we are in reality world now ...

(e+ho)ng said...

anonymous:
I would have to ask all of my readers to stop commenting on this blog entry until I managed to find some time to update the blog.

Thank you.